Archive for the ‘health and fitness’ Category

The Noble Land Manatee.

April 25, 2016

There have been a bunch of volleyball players invading downtown Kansas City. These kids are so toned. I feel like a noble land manatee, blobbing around downtown.

This volleyball player had a team shirt that read on the back, “We eat the weak.” It seems a bit overkill. I didn’t know most volleyball players are cannibals. Kids these days! “Please don’t eat me. I’m high in fat content. I am but a noble land manatee.

“Staying Fit” and “Getting Buff” in Today’s Modern Society.

December 17, 2015


I created a short audio piece about “staying fit” and “getting buff” in today’s modern society. You can check out the piece here. Keep beasting it hardcore!

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