Met the WWE Chaplain Yesterday.

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I met the part time chaplain for the WWE yesterday. “The wrestlers and crew, they need their own unique type of ministry, ” he said.

Someone has to help the wrestlers keep the faith. I’m sure those sermons are very intense and spiritually uplifting.

“WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE LORD AND SAVIOR RETURNS AND LAYS THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS?!?!?”

“On the seventh day, Vincent K. McMahon begat Chyna from his rib. He bestowed upon her the glory of the Intercontinental Championship.”

“You have to keep climbing that ladder, brother! You go and you grab that belt. Don’t let the tables, ladders and chairs stand in your way! You must overcome the chokeslams and the power bombs! Get the title God intended you to have!”

So overblown, so inspiring.

 

 

 

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