The Missed Connections Board at the 2015 Pitchfork Music Festival.
The 2015 Pitchfork Music Festival had a Missed Connections board. Authetic indie rock love is hard to find in today’s modern age.
“I saw you standing there, looking at your feet, with your massive sunglasses on. I could feel your seething, ironic hate radiating. You remained stoic and pretended to be unimpressed during the set that was actually really good. You are so hip, you can barely see over your pelvis. You walk slanted and enchanted through life. I saw you reading a book while standing on the only chair in Union Park. In a sea of 10,000 people, while waiting for Ariel Pink to come on, you could interact with you fellow humans. No, never mind. What a great time to catch up on your reading. Do you have every Neutral Milk Hotel bootleg? Would you like more? Was your cousin in Youth Lagoon? Please text me back, using only emojis to convey your deepest feelings.”
McClainJohnson.com 
January 3, 2016 at 2:31 pm |
There you were, standing against the sun twirling amongst hundreds of fliers blowing here and there. I walked by and mentioned to you that I liked your bag. You said that it was made from compressed vegetable cellulose. Let’s go on a cleanse together and take it to the next level. Namaste.